We're doomed. It's another sign of the apocalypse.

Gene Ray, of Timecube infamy, has a twitter account.

If he and Ashton Kutcher started following one another, that would be like crossing the streams. It would be bad.


By the way, he's not a very funny guy — more like a racist homophobe with an ego. Not a nice fellow at all.

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