'Its the war on Christmas! The war on Christmas I say. You horrible, horrible atheists are ruining it for all the little children. How could you be so mean! This is surely far worse than the repugnant child abuse perpetrated by pious perverts and covered up by Pope Palpatine and his Cardinal Moffs. Um, I mean Pope Ratzinger and his Cardinals . . .
Err, actually. Just forget I said anything.
Merry Squidma-
Damn it! Now you've got me saying it!'
This is a hypothetical statement as might be muttered by a semi-honest theist. Should such a rare and endangered creature ever be encountered.
Next time I need my skin ripped off, I'll have to remember to go skinny dipping off California in a school of Humboldt squids.
Cuuuuuuuuuute.
Super cuuuuuuuuuute.
(No, I'm not high on cough medicine).
I'm not happy that the harbingers of the old ones are walking the streets wearing snuggies.
OK, so it's not quite Cthulhumas - but it's close!
Candles, or dynamite?
One for the kiddies.
It's Santa Myers on his seven-squid open whale!
Ah, yes. Holidays with the family.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hey, Where's SpongeBob?
That's...
ugly.
I think others have squid-filked carols better. Like http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/mp3s/OhCthulhusample.mp3 for instance
Technically we are still in the period leading up to Squidmas known as Inkvent.
'Its the war on Christmas! The war on Christmas I say. You horrible, horrible atheists are ruining it for all the little children. How could you be so mean! This is surely far worse than the repugnant child abuse perpetrated by pious perverts and covered up by Pope Palpatine and his Cardinal Moffs. Um, I mean Pope Ratzinger and his Cardinals . . .
Err, actually. Just forget I said anything.
Merry Squidma-
Damn it! Now you've got me saying it!'
This is a hypothetical statement as might be muttered by a semi-honest theist. Should such a rare and endangered creature ever be encountered.
It's been confirmed, PZ Myers is actually a gang of 12 year old boys masquerading as a college professor.
mmmmm.... squid!