No means no!

I told you all to not vote for me in that poll looking for the most influential female atheist of 2009, but you just had to go and disobey me. The photo at that link is photoshopped, I swear; I'm sure I'd be more bosomy.

However, one good thing has come out of it. Jen has compiled a good (but still, as always, incomplete!) list of notable godless women. Please, organizers of atheist/humanist events, take a look at that list when thinking about speakers, because I'm tired.

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Carl Sagan's solution was to ask for an amount which he believed was ridiculous - something like $20k for an appearance - and that was in the 80's. If that doesn't help prevent the tiredness, at least you'll be able to build yourself a nice library. Don't forget to write a few books and put them on a prominent shelf with spotlights on them.

By MadScientist (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

"take a look at that list when thinking about speakers, because I'm tired"
"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred."

By Givesgoodemail (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

I told you all to not vote for me in that poll looking for the most influential female atheist of 2009, but you just had to go and disobey me.

Whatever. I'll do what I want. You're not the boss of me.

By tony.bubbles (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

Now I will have to live with that photo in my head for the rest of my life...:-)

By Rorschach (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Best. Picture. EVER.

By drunkenachura… (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

Miss Myers, your dress is tidal—tsunamic!

By aratina cage (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

Thanks for sharing the list, PZ, and you look hot in drag!

By Whore of All t… (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

If you didn't see this coming, you really are tired.

Me? Really? Yay! (And thanks, Sili!)

Great work.

Also, Jennifer Ouellette needs to be added.

...OK, I'm off for a bit.

Your bosoms might not be spectacular, but those legs sure are!

By jcfitzner (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

Those tentacles are -hot-.

Must the atheist women have beards? Sigh.

By kausik.datta (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

I wasn't going to vote for PZ, but then I saw the picture of PZ in a dress and could not resist his atheistic female charms.

By Lynna, OM (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

It wasn't photoshopped I swear! PZ must just be extremely shy!

Another picture for your file there, PZ. The only obvious thing lacking in that picture is the (now) naked&smiling Tiger Woods leading you down the stairs.

You've got good legs, PZ. A Wonderbra™ will "enhance" the bosom.

By 'Tis Himself, OM (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

Stunning photo! [literally true]
I like the stripey socks. [also literally true]

But how will you drive with all those tentacles?

Noni

By Noni Mausa (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

The picture is stunning. Might i inquire where you got the dress? (^.^)

The winner of the most vocal female atheist 2009 should of course be Ariane, the bus campaigne is great. But my number 2 is Sarah Silverman; Sell the vatican, feed the world was rather notable. But she isn't one of the choices and i seem unable to comment there?

Trust a bloke to want big boobs when he's in drag, they don't change do they?

By Janet Holmes (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink

Finger pointing, eyebrows low
Mouth in the shape of the letter O...

Well, I just threw up a little in my mouth- only however, out of bitter jealousy that our Evil Overlord (TM) has better legs than me.

Bitch!

(Pharyngula catfight is ON!!!)

By Bride of Shrek OM (not verified) on 06 Jan 2010 #permalink