Snake orgy!

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Blimey - a bit early for p0rn don't ya think?
I know quite a few females that can 'accommodate' up to 12 males!

By smellyoldgit (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Heh. Reminds me of this news story I saw the other day: Lustful snakes too hot to handle (though this was only an intimate couple, much more decorous).

"While being captured, while rattling around in a car, picking the bag back up, opening it up at work, nothing seemed to disturb these guys whatsoever."

Quoth reptile handler Justin Rutherford.

By John Morales (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Orgy? Orgy?

..Oh sorry, I thought we were organising January's OM initiation.

By Bride of Shrek OM (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

With the title "Snake Orgy" my pre-coffee brain read the category as...well something other than "organisms". Good morning to you!

What a brain-dead commentary.

"You wouldn't want to meet one in a dark alley..."

Seriously.

By Tim_Danaher (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Odonata>
The first was unbearably awful (and part of a double at a drive-in), so I never even considered watching the second.
Glad to see some herps for once... Love 'em.

By InfuriatedSciTeacher (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Even with all that gang-banging, the female still manages to be quieter than most primates.

By The Science Pundit (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Serious question. Does anyone know if pheromone traps are being used to capture invasive Burmese Pythons in the Florida Everglades?

By Fred The Hun (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

PZ: Where did you go drinking in Davis? You did go drinking, right? RIGHT?!?!

Agree with Tim.
Why is the commentary on NG so pathetic?
This film is great, but the dipstick commenting sounds like someone from - FuckedNews or -Network?
Sadly, the NG Channel commentary is mostly as crappy as here.

What is wrong the NG's commentary? Really! It's embaressing.

It might be a cultural thing - but to me (a Brit) - this just sounds patronising. How about a bit of David Attenborough instead?

Great footage though. Have to wonder why god would have "designed" and made that little appendage thing? Suppose they could come up with a reason - or maybe it's another one of those mysteries!

By Jimmy-boy (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Silly commentary, cheesy music.

By NewEnglandBob (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Best look at the vestigial (=/= nonfunctional!) hindlimbs of boids I've ever seen.

In complete agreement about the flip, insipid voice-over. Dude's like the Anti-attenborough. Ought to be narrating tail-chasing dogs and dudes getting hit in the nuts.

Does anyone know if pheromone traps are being used to capture invasive Burmese Pythons in the Florida Everglades?

They are not, becuase we have no idea what the "pheromones" are, or even whether it's really "pheromones" the males are smelling.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Believe me, "scientists are investigating a chemical attrtactant" is a long way in reality from even testing a pheromone-baited trap.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

She just looks so attractive lying in the mud there, having such a phallic shape.

It does go without saying that sexual attraction doesn't translate well, but I wanted to say it anyway.

Glen D
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By Glen Davidson (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

They say that snake porn keeps ratcheting up in its intensity. I guess keeping the interest of wildlife photographers is tough work. Poor girl!

By chuckgoecke (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

What a whore, what would her mother say?

By Keeperofthepies (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

@22

Ssssssssslut?

oh I liked Anaconda the movie. SHould be more snake films...but after Snakes on a Plane(the pinnacle) I think its all down hill.

By Technopaladin (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon...

Hey, somebody had to say it.

By Greta Christina (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

What a whore, what would her mother say?

You remember when you hisssssed me "where did I come from?" Well, itsss likessss thissssss…

A friend of mine was credited as the scientific advisor for Anaconda. Not sure how he feels about that.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

See comment 15.

Also, the last sentence made me smile, but she's probably just moulting...

By David Marjanović (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

They look upside down. Did you notice they have rosettes on their undersides but the upper body is just brown? Why would the camoflage pattern be underneath? Although the brown blends nicely with the mud.
Regards,
Katkinkate

By https://www.go… (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Obligatory "I have had it with these fucking snakes on this fucking thread!"

By sendittodevnull (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

How can it be an orgy if they have only one female?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYGeuML4JyU

Video of a young anaconda I took while it was in a friends collection. He looks very laid back there, but if the acrylic window wasn't there he'd have been attached to my face. :) There was a larger female on the premises who was much more docile than him.

By Mike Wagner (not verified) on 22 Jan 2010 #permalink

Shows clearly that atheist are vile and depraved beings of no moral standing!
(should be read in a deep, fatherly voice, sounding very "moral")

Thiii hiiii

I'm vile and depraved...

Awful, awful narrators. I thought it was only that one narrator, but it seems like they're all like that at Nat Geo (they must think people enjoy that, but what made them think that is beyond me).