I am dismayed by Minnesota's low score

Minnesota has the lowest frequency of searches for "free gay porn" in all 50 states? Is it because we all already know exactly where to find it, so we don't bother googling for it, or is it because we're too busy snuggling up to keep warm all winter?

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And why are Alabamans looking for god on the internet?

Come to think of it, I've never searched google for either "god" or "free gay porn". I might be missing something.

(via Calamities of Nature)

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