Anti-Caturday post

Review the unpleasant nature of the cat's penis. Now contemplate this: "12 feet long and highly mobile" and "gigantic testes that weigh a ton".

Although, I do confess, when a pod of these big boys go into rut in your back yard, you'll probably get even less sleep than when the neighborhood cats are in heat.

(Also on FtB)

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