Those whales. Such jokers.

Here's a scientist talking about the great difficulty of finding whales out on the open ocean. Wouldn't you know it…?

That's excellent comedic timing.

I hear they're also big-hearted.


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Those whales really ARE jokers.
One whale in particular, Wally, told me his distant relative was Billy Goat.
He really had me going.
But we both had a good laugh, and continued swimming, for it was a hot, global warming kind of day.

By See Noevo (not verified) on 21 Aug 2015 #permalink

See Noevo
Did you mean Jonah, instead of Billy? And remember, the word "whale" is just more athestic science crap (like "global warming"), these "whales" are actually just big fish. Trust the superstition, not the science.

Matthew 12:40
For just as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish.

As you claim See Noveo, your mind is open. Well at least nonsense gets through without resistance.