Friday Cephalopod: Mommy, what are those two squid doing?

"Well, Johnny, when a mommy squid and a daddy squid love each other very much…"

"But Mommy, did that one just bite the other one? And are those little bits of squid in the water?"

"Holy Mother of God, Johnny, don't look! Don't look! They're eating each other!"

"Yes, they are, Mommy, and there is no god."

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