Biblical Quantum Humor

What do you call a quantum computer built in the shape of a cubic lattice and containing 450000 qubits?

Noah's ark, of course! Genesis 6:14. Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

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logical or physical qubits?????

I think they must be logical qubits or else the whole ark would fall apart. On the other hand maybe this is why they haven't discovered the remains of the ark: all those cubic cubits decohered. (Though this leaves the problem of where the classical bits are...)