The Earth is Growing! The Earth is Growing!

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Holy crap! That's crackpottery the like of which I haven't seen in quite some time. You found a choice video there.

By Chris Granade (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

Sorry for the double comments, but I think I found out this guy's shtick. He charges money to view all of his "most convincing" videos. Just $20 for "proof" that the earth is growing without any input mass. Conservation of energy? Who cares? We've got animations! http://www.continuitystudios.net/growingearth/index2.html

By Chris Granade (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

Obviously, Dave, you're just part of the vast scientific conspiracy to silence this great truth. I bet your name is not even really Dave. ;-)

By JohnQPublic (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

Time to poop!

By Bob Sloggin (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

Work of Art indeed! I wouldn't pay the $20 to get more proof, I'm already convinced :-)

Chris, no need of input mass, you forget that 'now' the Earth is hollow! We got animations of that 'also'. And it's cheaper, just $15, eBook, fast delivery. World's Top Secret... (no link, google it please)

And I would like to ask a question, Dave, what's your real (secret) name? :-D

Well, Neal's nuts but he was one of the greatest comic artists ever, so I'll cut him some slack.

By johnshade (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

As all attendies to SqUinT know, my name is actually nocaB evaD. And of course I am part of tha world wide conspiracy. Who isn't?

So where was all the water back them? Was there a single small lake a thousand miles deep?

If the Earth is growing, does its mass increase? If not, its density must necessarily decrease. Maybe the inside is getting spongy, with the holes filled with dinosaur farts?

He's not making this up? It's all over the Internet? Okay, name one place. Just one. Can't do that? Aha -- liar, liar, pants on fire!

By the way, does anybody want to buy my $25 animation proving the Sun used to be a golf ball?

By Ken Shabby (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

forgive my ignorance, but isn't the platypus a monotreme, not a marsupial?

and on a side note, aren't the rockies and himalayas the sort of the waste product of the subduction zones?

I may be oversimplifying a bit...

He has it backwards! I will produce animation that proves the earth is not growing but that humans are actually shrinking and that is why we think the universe is expanding.

By JohnQPublic (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

@Dave: I've been talking about 'proof by animation' for years as one of my pet peeves, but I've always called it the "Juassic Park Proof". How many theories of dinosaur behavior are there? Which ones do most people believe? The ones animated in the movie :)

The reason there is no need for input mass is, of course, the Banach-Tarski theorem.

By johnshade (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

There has been a minor revival of expanding earth theory recently. A couple of papers by a chap called Dennis McCarthy:

McCarthy, D. (2005) Biogeographical and geological evidence for a smaller, completely-enclosed Pacific Basin in the Late Cretaceous. Journal of Biogeography, 32, 2161-2177.

McCarthy, D. (2003) The trans-Pacific zipper effect: disjunct sister taxa and matching geological outlines that link the Pacific margins. Journal of Biogeography, 30, 1545-1561.

McCarthy gets hauled over the coals by Derek Briggs in a reply, but it's interesting to see that expanding earth hasn't totally died. If you are fancy, you can read the papers at McCarthys website:

http://www.4threvolt.com/

It's typical of the sociology of science that there have been plenty of comments making fun of the theory but none of them give much evidence that it is wrong. The closest one is the comment on conservation of energy, but lacks a calculation for how good of an estimate we have of how conservation of energy applies at the center of the earth. And the comment on where the water comes from is good, but the fact is that water is only a tiny fraction of the planet's mass and so the change in water can be explained by supposing that part of the growth of the earth was in water, which floats up to the top.

Since I started out college studying mining engineering, let me give a no nonsense refutation of the idea.

The spread in the rifts amounts to several centimeters per year, but this is entirely accounted for by the measured loss of ocean floor at subduction zones such as the Pacific coast of the US. In addition, the measured rate of rift spreading, if it were to actually result in a change in the circumference of the earth, would be contrary to the observed (from spacecraft measurements) that the earth is not, in fact growing. Nor are the highest mountains significantly increasing in size.

Physics is a social science because humans are social animals. None of you are smart enough to instantly know the difference between crackpottery and science. Instead, you know what you are told and you believe it almost entirely because other people, who you respect, also believe it. The method that you use to understand the world is, in this way, identical to that of the religious you make fun of 99% of the time. You let a few wise men argue over things and then you judge it on the basis of how smart you think they are, relative to each other. You're not smart enough to judge the ideas on their own merits. You're basically a bunch of stupid sheep, not scientists.

This was so amazing that I have since posted this on to our local Society of Physics Students listserv. Frankly, Dr. Bacon, you've been indirectly responsible for quite a number of messages on our list.

Oh, and Mr. Brannen, the burden of proof lies squarely with Mr. Adams. His video is not a proof; he has no evidence. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and he has presented only an elaborate animation filled with visual distortions. Once Mr. Adams graces us with that evidence currently reserved for his "members," then maybe more people will take him seriously. Until then, of course we will make fun of him.

By Chris Granade (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

No evidence? Didn't you see the cartoon??

By JohnQPublic (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

"..identical to that of the religious you make fun of 99% of the time..."

I take severe umbrage to that statement! I spend a lot more than 99%!

By JohnQPublic (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

... all I'm saying is that someone might need a little nap.

By JM Geremia (not verified) on 22 Feb 2008 #permalink

Actually, I have mentioned this on my blog previously, and I consider myself fortunate that my readers do not automatically ridicule radical ideas. Carl, the space measurements do not rule out the possibility of quantum jumps taking place at discrete time intervals, and Adams is well aware of the subduction theory. I recommend the radio interview linked above.

Carl, you really need to cut down the snark and stop being so big headed.

I posted this last night, but it must have been lost in the matrix. Anyway, expanding earth hasn't totally died. There's a chap by the name of Dennis McCarthy that has published a bit recently, arguing that certain biogeographical patterns are best explained by an expanding earth. The papers are:

McCarthy, D. (2005) Biogeographical and geological evidence for a smaller, completely-enclosed Pacific Basin in the Late Cretaceous. Journal of Biogeography, 32, 2161-2177.

McCarthy, D. (2003) The trans-Pacific zipper effect: disjunct sister taxa and matching geological outlines that link the Pacific margins. Journal of Biogeography, 30, 1545-1561.

Derek Briggs gave him a shredding in a reply, but it goes to show that the idea isn't totally dead. You can read the papers at his website:

http://www.4threvolt.com/

Actually, this guy is referenced in the wikipedia article, and he is well aware of the history briefly discussed there. Moreoever, he does not even claim to be a professional scientist. You would know all this if you bothered to check, silly sheep.

Sorry, but perhaps it is just beyond me (I am certainly not a scientist). How does the reference link in the wikipedia article demonstrate his awareness of the history and track record of the expanding earth theory? Is peer review and skepticism losing its importance in the science community? Even if he is right the starting point should be absolute skepticism. And if for not other reason than he's not formally trained in the field he's making extraordinary claims in. The trust in science squarely lies in its critical peer review process.

By JohnQPublic (not verified) on 24 Feb 2008 #permalink

But if the science community were to greet every idea with equal consideration, it would render itself useless. The knee-jerk ridicule can be healthy. Only good can come from forcing one to defend their claims. A skeptical quick judgment is simply necessary or all of you would be spending all your time forming lengthy refutations of vampires and gremlins.

By JohnQPublic (not verified) on 24 Feb 2008 #permalink

You're not smart enough to judge the ideas on their own merits.

Speak for yourself! I'm certainly the smartest person in the world! I can judge scientific theories valid or not valid in microseconds (shorter if they are simple theories not involving the representation theory of the symmetric group.) In fact I once spotted pseudoscience while jumping of a cliff with skis on even though the sun was shining in my eyes. It was very fantastic.

What, I sound pompous?

Yes. Perhaps there is a lesson in there somewhere.

None of you are smart enough to instantly know the difference between crackpottery and science. Instead, you know what you are told and you believe it almost entirely because other people, who you respect, also believe it. The method that you use to understand the world is, in this way, identical to that of the religious you make fun of 99% of the time. You let a few wise men argue over things and then you judge it on the basis of how smart you think they are, relative to each other. You're not smart enough to judge the ideas on their own merits. You're basically a bunch of stupid sheep, not scientists.

I note that Carl says "you" and not "we." Of course, he fact-checks every claim that he encounters.

By CortxVortx (not verified) on 25 Feb 2008 #permalink

He has it backwards! I will produce animation that proves the earth is not growing but that humans are actually shrinking and that is why we think the universe is expanding.

Posted by: JohnQPublic | February 22, 2008 4:08 PM

LOL! Thanks for the heads up! This is going to save a lot of time spent with those pesky formulas, calculations etc. LOL!
Dave Briggs :~)