I propose that a good investment would be to short Bill Gates' evil rating:
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For those who haven't heard, Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. was arrested by the Cambridge Police (the charges were later dropped). According to Gates' attorney:
It's winter, and as usually happens in winter, I'm having a hard time opening the gate to our back yard. Why? It's not the snow, it's physics.
Since some time in the early 80s I've laboured delightedly and intermittently to catch up with Ursula K. LeGuins oeuvre. I've covered her collections of short fiction and essays, and I will soon have her novels done, leaving the poetry and short kids' books.
I am talking about Bill Gates, of course.
I loved the ad! I think this is why Drew Barrymore dumped the Apple Guy.
I'm not so sure about this. I can really see Bill saying "And I'm a PC".