A new entry in the best title every competition:
arXiv:0810.0827: Sine function with a cosine attitude
Authors: A. D. Alhaidari
Someday I promise that I will use the phrase "an exponential function with a logarithmic attitude."
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How did I miss this, an obvious entry into the best title ever contest:
arXiv:0810.2587
A photonic cluster state machine gun
Authors: Netanel H. Lindner, Terry Rudolph
Quick, duck for cover, Terry is shooting us with cluster states!
Via Alea, a new entry into the best title ever competition: "Option Model Calibration Using a Bacterial Foraging Optimization Algorithm" by J. Dang, A. Brabazon, M. O'Neill, and D. Edelman. That right, using an algorithm inspired by trying to mimic E. coli foraging, one hopes to calibrate a…
A new entry in the best title ever competition appeared last week on the arXiv:
arXiv:0806.4874
Why devil plays dice?
Authors: Andrzej Dragan
Abstract: Principle of Relativity involving all, not only subluminal, inertial frames
leads to the disturbance of causal laws in a way known from the…
A new entry in the best title every contest, arXiv:0907.4152:
Born Again
Authors: Don N. Page
Abstract: A simple proof is given that the probabilities of observations in a large universe are not given directly by Born's rule as the expectation values of projection operators in a global quantum…
Lately, I kind of like the sci-fi feel of:
arXiv:0808.0839 (replaced) [ps, pdf, other]
Title: Phantom stars and topology change
Authors: Andrew DeBenedictis, Remo Garattini, Francisco S. N. Lobo
Comments: 19 pages, 13 figures. V2: Extended version of the paper accepted for publication in Physical Review D
Subjects: General Relativity and Quantum Cosmology (gr-qc); Astrophysics (astro-ph); High Energy Physics - Theory (hep-th)
From the abstract;
So the latter is the derivative of the former? Or more precisely; the asymptotically sine one has a derivative that's asymptotically cosine. Whodathunk?