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You Are Likely to Be Eaten by a Grue

By drorzel on April 13, 2006.

Of special interest to Nathan, evidence that the process of dissertation writing is the same across disciplines:

> work on dissertation

You spend three hours reading five articles which have nothing to do with the dissertation.

> work on dissertation

You spend twenty minutes online reading about baseball.

> tear out hair

Taken. You find the Elvish sword.

(Today's a Lab Day, so you're mostly getting silly posts...)

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