Via The Little Professor, a poem sure to touch most academics, Tom Wayman's "Did I Miss Anything?":
Nothing. None of the content of this course
has value or meaning
Take as many days off as you like:
any activities we undertake as a class
I assure you will not matter either to you or me
and are without purpose
Where it will touch them, I'm not sure... (That's a short excerpt-- read the whole thing.)
Manual trackback.
The very big Big Brother, a prose poem to Homeland Severity,
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061111.wxuniversit…
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/homesec.jpg