Because I said so.
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... obviously, we're talking about emacs ...
I asked my email-pal: "UNIX or Windoze?". He replied "UNIX". I said "Ah...me too!".
I asked my email-pal: "Linux or AIX?". He said "Linux, of course". I said "Me too".
Only four songs from the Memorial Day music post remain unguessed, so here are some additional hints:
Yesterday in class my students filled out one of those stereo-typical bubble sheet evaluations that supposed to tell me (and the administration) something meaningful about my teaching abilities.
Have people seen the coverage of these Blackwater hearings?
But daaaaaaaaaaad...
It won't be as long as it has been.
Newton's G = [2(pi)(Planck length)^2c^3]/h, except it doesn't,
G = 6.672571x10^(-8) erg-cm/g^2 (ZPG model)
G = 6.674215x10^(-8) erg-cm/g^2 (quadrupole torsion balance)
Phys. Rev. Lett. 85(14) 2869 (2000)
Science 288(5468) 944 (2000)
G = 6.67407x10^(-8) erg-cm/g^2 (mass balance)
Phys. Rev. Lett. 89 161102 (2002)
Somebody should redefine reality to match theory. What is a 0.022% tweak amongst friends?
Seventeen.
42.
Duh.
.. because Gaussian units are damn annoying. Oh, and because experimentalists get to play with really big, really expensive toys all day!
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
The proof is trivial; it is left as an exercise for the reader.
Good question. Next please.
African or European?
Only if this is an unsatisfactory answer