"The Fossil-Maker's Blues", by Steven Brust. Inspired by a comment in this post about paleoarcheology.
It's calcium and marrow and mix 'em fine
I'm on the job from nine to nine
Oh lord won't someone set me free
From the Devil's Fossil Factory.
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Perhaps the current protocol for evolution faking isn't up to snuff, but we're still running circles around our opposition. Regardless we in the Darwin Indoctrination and Deification (DID) wing of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy are toiling to make the process more efficient as we speak. Soon they will all be devoured.