Faking Evolution is Hard Work

"The Fossil-Maker's Blues", by Steven Brust. Inspired by a comment in this post about paleoarcheology.

It's calcium and marrow and mix 'em fine

I'm on the job from nine to nine

Oh lord won't someone set me free

From the Devil's Fossil Factory.

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