Non-Dorky Poll: Fake News

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For this one, I'll crib from Popdose, as seen in the links dump:

Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert?

For extra credit: Stephen Douglas or Frederick Douglass?

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I do enjoy Colbert's character, but Stewart totally leads, in my book. He's got the whole 'laugh instead of cry' shtick down.

By Aaron Lemur Mintz (not verified) on 02 May 2008 #permalink

Stewart, easily.

Buster Douglas.

Stewart. Colbert's schtick gets old.

Asad

As much as it pains me to choose, Colbert. He maintains a character across a large number of venues. Sort of the Peewee Herman of politics.

Gotta go with Stewart.

Colbert is a parody of a parody!

Colbert all the way. And anyone who thinks otherwise should the video of the White House Correspondents Dinner from a few years back. That man has some big brass ones. Not saying it will change your mind, but it should at least make the choice a bit more difficult.

Frederick Douglas.

Completely biased for Colbert, because he seems to be channeling my neighbor and therefore totally cracks me up.

Frederick Douglass, for eloquence + highly dramatic bio.

So mediagenic!

Although Colbert gets props for his take-no-prisoners WHCA speech, I have to give the nod to the more versatile Stewart. Sure, Colbert stays in character, but it's just one character.

The other question is easy. Frederick Douglass in a landslide.

By Eric Lund (not verified) on 02 May 2008 #permalink