Keith Richards pardoned, becoming Treasure Troll

By purepedantry on July 19, 2006.

Keith Richards pardoned for crimes he cannot entirely recollect:

The state of Arkansas is prepared to pardon Keith Richards for being a reckless driver, 31 years later.
The state Parole Board on July 3 approved an application for clemency submitted on behalf of Richards, the 62-year-old guitarist for the Rolling Stones, by Gov. Mike Huckabee.

The board posted the official notice Tuesday, and the pardon will be forwarded to Huckabee within 30 days. When the governor signs it, it will clear Richards' record in Arkansas.

I suspect Richards can no longer identify the state of Arkansas. In fact, it is my suspicion that Keith Richards could upon his death be pickled and refined back into grade A opium.

Just look at this picture:

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He is beginning to look like a Treasure Troll!

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