April 1st

I was too boring to have an April fools post - sorry. What would it have been? Probably something like "BAS bureaucracy discovers sanity; throws out childcare and H+S policy" but thats rather a bitter joke. Anyway, I liked PZ born again.

More like this

I hear someone [well many ones (minds) actually] has/have the job of filtering Google China for anti-government sites

I hear someone [well more than (one) actually] has/have the job of filtering Google Germany for holocaust denial sites

I hear someone [well more than (one) actually] has/have the job of filtering Google Israel for ghettoisation or extermination of Palestinians sites

I hear someone [yes there is more than one left] is applying for the job of filtering Google Palestine for anti-existence sights

I hear GOD has a computer which can read 6 billion minds & hearts. Nothing Man's Mind cannot match or comprehend. I also hear he has an excellent spam filter for false prayer

And I hear God has almost as much power over life and death as BMA Doctors in Hospitals, Nazis & Israelis in Palestine. Does God want to become Man (again)? You Think?