April 1st

I was too boring to have an April fools post - sorry. What would it have been? Probably something like "BAS bureaucracy discovers sanity; throws out childcare and H+S policy" but thats rather a bitter joke. Anyway, I liked PZ born again.

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Exciting BAS press release... The first direct evidence linking human activity to the collapse of Antarctic ice shelves is published this week in the Journal of Climate. Scientists from the British Antarctic Survey (BAS), the Centre for Polar Observation and Modelling, University College London,…
I demand the sum of.....ten MILLION visits! Muhahahahahaha! Yes, I know I did that bit before--twice, three times, even!---but I liked it so much that I wanted to do it again, at least until my readers run screaming away, annoyed that Orac, of all people, would recycle the same old joke over and…
I really didn't set out to keep writing about Al Gore. I mean, he's a good guy, and all. But there are more important things to worry about in the battle between science and superstition. Nevertheless the most active post on the ScienceBlogs at the moment is one in which PZ Myers decries Gore's…
I don't, in general, read my fellow science blogs. Not because I hate them, you understand, but because they talk about other stuff. But I was lead to Inventing excuses for a Bible story, and getting them published in a science journal? and was immeadiately struck by (a) how strident it seemed,…

I hear someone [well many ones (minds) actually] has/have the job of filtering Google China for anti-government sites

I hear someone [well more than (one) actually] has/have the job of filtering Google Germany for holocaust denial sites

I hear someone [well more than (one) actually] has/have the job of filtering Google Israel for ghettoisation or extermination of Palestinians sites

I hear someone [yes there is more than one left] is applying for the job of filtering Google Palestine for anti-existence sights

I hear GOD has a computer which can read 6 billion minds & hearts. Nothing Man's Mind cannot match or comprehend. I also hear he has an excellent spam filter for false prayer

And I hear God has almost as much power over life and death as BMA Doctors in Hospitals, Nazis & Israelis in Palestine. Does God want to become Man (again)? You Think?