Now that it looks like the Senate is controlled by the Democrats, it is time to finally unveil our evil plan:
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
I particularly like #23.
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Could we move replacing the freeways with light rail systems up to the number one priority?
We'd need to consult with our Lord and Master, Satan.
This is great! Up until now, I had only been able to find 12 of the 25 points in the plan. I had heard rumors that there were 25, and now you've confirmed it. I'm rather disheartened by #16 though, as I am in a coma right now (as you can probably tell). Unless they use the blenders I just discussed on my blog, there should be at least a few cells left.
#18 is my favorite, and I didn't wait for the election. Been doing it for years.
#23
Yeah ! That would be the MAD - Monkey Ancestrors Day
Let's do it! for december 25th, WorldWide, why should all the fun be for USA Democrats?
You sure #4 really isn't on the Republican agenda? After all, they sure do like their cheap labor.
Okay, just a quick question for the sake of my hidey-hole, now that we are required to take our drug filled condoms to school, do we still have to hide them in "that" pocket? or will our pants pockets be okay?
You forgot about returning New Orleans to France.