Airport Porn?

i-88f1e165c496513d88bbe088b4237730-60017_thumb.jpg

USA Today is reporting that Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport will next month begin trials of backscatter x-ray screening. And how are the TSA ensuring that "naked" pictures of passengers wont appear online?

At airports, they will be programmed to shade or blur travelers' bodies and medical devices. Screeners will view the images in remote rooms and delete them instantly.

Yeah, that will work.

(The above picture, by the way, is of Susan Hallowell, director of the TSA's security laboratory, who said "It does basically make you look fat and naked - but you see all this stuff".)

Tags

More like this

A new X-Ray screening device that clearly exposes aliens hiding in human bodies is being tried at the Phoenix airport. This technology will clearly protect us from the alien menace as you can surely see in this photo provided by the creators of this alien exposing technology. I wonder what planet…
I travel a lot for work, and to see my family on the East Coast. As such, I keep a fairly close eye on changes in TSA screening, and have always been a bit squicked by the backscatter machines (or porno scanners, as I've seen them called). My issue is mostly discomfort with some random person…
Lex Luthor is incredibly evil, and incredibly powerful. He's a technological genius, and from his research he created an astonishing pile of wealth. He's so rich, and so powerful, that he can divert resources from his research labs to produce weapons with which to wage war on Superman. Luthor's…
Left at her online comment form: I fly regularly, both for work and to visit my family in New Jersey. I have probably taken at least one round trip flight every year of my life, and lately I fly several times a year. I am not a threat to aviation. Why does the TSA treat me and every other…

You definitely need to get out more.

By Evil Monkey (not verified) on 30 Nov 2006 #permalink

I know some airport security guards...let's run a fetish site with the pics. I bet that would take off for several months before it gets shut down!

I know some airport security guards...let's run a fetish site with the pics. I bet that would take off for several months before it gets shut down!

Yeah, and we need a slogan to get attention too. How about something like one of these?:

"These sluts like more than their layers penetrated."

"Cum on in for a smooth landing."

"More than security is tight here."

Just a few ideas, perhaps you have more.

By Tyler DiPietro (not verified) on 30 Nov 2006 #permalink

Seriously, having a site like that might be what it takes to get the public to wake up to the fact that security measure are getting more and more and more invasive all the time....

At some point, people are going to realize that additional security measures shouldn't be making them feel more comfortable and secure, but should make them feel more invaded and exposed. Perhaps only if it gets posted all over the web will people realize that it's being done....

-Rob

ANY amount of xrays or radiation increases the possibility of genetic damage. There is NO threshold level. Lower amounts = less chance of mutations, but again, ANY amount will increase the possibility.

By Dave Alford (not verified) on 03 Jul 2007 #permalink