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"C" sends me a link of fantastic mmmm-ness. CMMG Tactical Bacon, TB-1, 9oz, 10+ Year Shelf Life:The ultimate tactical accessory, the new Tactical Bacon from CMMG ® is simply amazing. Kept in an aluminum can for a shelf life of 10+ years, the CMMG ® Tactical Bacon is more affordable than other pre-cooked bacon producers, who offer no tactical packaging for their product. Including 9 ounces of pre-cooked bacon goodness, comparable to 3 pounds of raw bacon, the CMMG ® Tactical Bacon is perfect for camping trips, survival situations, a snack at the range, zombie attacks, and many other…
Okay, I'm calling it. We have officially reached the top of the Bacon loving bubble. Why? The dress made of Bacon indicator has been tripped. This indicator has a 50 percent probability of beating the magic 8 ball in predicting the top of past Bacon bubbles. I predict a hard landing for Bacon lovers everywhere. Until they shed their few extra pounds (a lagging indicator) we are entering a dark period for Bacon. Hat tip: Jorge.
Notice the evil smile: Circa a long time ago.
Via Mark, I get an unusual home shopping network:
A former student sent me what appears to be my doppelganger: Danbert Nobacon. Life with no bacon, well that's just crazy. In other Bacon related news: Jorge sends me Bacon Vodka...from Seattle. This will surely save me time because frying up bacon to mix in my wodka for my bacon vodka martini was always a real time sink.
Jorge sends me a link to The Best (Bacon) Dessert Ever?: a bacon-topped blue cheese panna cotta. Uh oh, Mrs. Pontiff has competition! Luckily this creation is just down the hill from our home at the Palace Kitchen, so we'll be able to compare and really find out if it is the best bacon desert ever.
Via torque: In-N-Out...Now with Bacon. No, unfortunately In-N-Out is not adding Bacon to it's secret menu. But dude: Bacon and a Double Double. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.
Matt points me to Bacon: the Other White Heat:I recently committed myself to the goal, before the weekend was out, of creating a device entirely from bacon and using it to cut a steel pan in half. My initial attempts were failures, but I knew success was within reach when I was able to ignite and melt the pan using seven beef sticks and a cucumber.
Woot! Mrs. Pontiff's entry into the Scienceblogs pie competition is the winner! Mrs. Pontiff is on a role. This year we decided not to buy each other gifts for Valentines day. So instead of buying a gift, Mrs. Pontiff entered a photo contest from a flower company and won me some beautiful flowers. We need to plan our trip to Las Vegas immediately. Thanks to all who voted and to the dog for not jumping up and eating the pie off the table. And a special shout out to Bacon, is there anything it can't do? Lisa: I'm going to become a vegetarian Homer: Does that mean you're not going to…
Every wonder what "The Quantum Pontiff" looks like with a side of Bacon? Me neither. But now you can thanks to bacolicio.us: The Quantum Pontiff with a side of Bacon. Simultaneous (at least in my reference frame) hat tip to Matt and Jacob.
Vote for Mrs. Pontiff's entry into the Scienceblogs pie contest here "Bacon made me do it."
3.141592...om nom nom nom! Behold! Mrs. Pontiff's entry into the Scienceblogs pi day pie contest, variously known as "Spicy Brittle Bacon Chocolate Pie", "Spicy Pi Bacon Squared", or "Bacon brittle...om nom nom nom nom!" (On the March 14, a poll will open on scienceblogs for the pi contest. Then all two of the readers of the Quantum Pontiff (hi mom!) can then vote for Bacon Bacon Bacon Pi Pi Pie Pie!) Pi is a miraculous number. Who would have thought that the ratio of the circumference of a circle to it's diameter was always the same? Or that you could express this number with some 4's…
People pass on to me a lot of cool Bacon stuff, but Chris topped many of them by sending me the Bacon Lamp Shade.
Engadget picks up on the bacon theme, a bacon iphone case:You can buy one for your favorite vegetarian for only 25 euro. In other bacon news, five pounds?!?!
Science on blogs? We don't need no science on blogs! We need more Bacon on blogs: Bacon Versus Fries. Not what you think. Bacon Maple Donut. Or how about Diet Coke with Bacon. If you've ever seen me you are all ready likely to have seen a Bacon with a Diet Coke.
Okay, I think it is time I give in and create a category on the blog called "Bacon." Two new entries for the category: Bacon Robots. Think, people, before you start sizzling up the Bacon that falls from the sky. Bacon and Donuts: Taste We Can Believe In.