norwegian compliment generator
Feeling a little down? Unappreciated? Below the fold is a link to the Norwegian compliment generator, along with a few of the Norwegian compliments that I received today.
Behold, The Surrealist Norwegian Compliment generator and a sampling of the compliments I received today;
You have the patience of a trilobite.
Cretins and vermin cannot compare with the depths of your cousins.
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.
The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill.
You have no…