Keeping us safe

What would we do if Sam Brownback and Pat Roberts weren't there to save us from nonbinding resolutions opposing the escalation. All that would stand between democracy and our policy in Iraq would be Joe Lieberman.

Conveniently, John McCain had to be out of town for an ice cream social and to teach children not to use condoms. Priorities, you know.

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