Important lessons

If I did not read the newspaper, I would not know that gorillas are calmed not by sweet music, but by pork products:

“Haa mmm,” Mr. Serundori says, emitting a special gruntlike gorilla greeting that miraculously stops Kabirizi in midcharge. “Haa mmm.”

Fortunately, peace in the Congo means that these gentle porcophiles are on the road to recovery.

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