The dog is licking my toes and this is pretty funny

i-75fa6f7cebb4145668724f37f5a52b36-steve_icon_medium.jpg"I guess a lot of you already know that "liberel" isn't a real word. But it sure was news to me! And now my face is as red as a mooseburger cooked up rare and painted in lipstick!" haha....

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When the joke is so elaborate as to stymy the patience of a person with 160 IQ I guess the joke aint funny. I tried but just could not find the patience for your rather trying material.

Freemon Sandlewould:

I think you mean "stymie." You may want to spellcheck any posts in which you mention your IQ.

Steve, while perusing your columns i thought about the licking toes part. Scroll down to Dalmatian Saved My Life and read about Gillian Lacey, and then you yourself consider a visit to the doctor.

Shelley, pester Steve until he makes an appointment with the doctor, please? I'm as serious as cancer.