Mandatory testing of all tourney players has found substance abuse in all members of the Internal Medicine team. Specifically, the players tested positive for Norethandrolone, a testoterone derivative, and Showdown officials have ruled that they have no choice but to disqualify the team from the tournament. This means Surgery advances.
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Oh dear. But then, is anyone going to get through the Pestle & Mortar group, or are they all going to be found guilty of substance abuse?
Bob
What?!? Sugar, these are all real.
*flex*
I'll be sad if you're not going for irony, here. I'll be sad, anyway, because I never got to quote this story. Oh well--there's always next year.
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