Quaint Local Pronunciation

My boss at the Academy of Letters used to head the National Archives. Here's a story he told over coffee the other day.

Some decades ago a delegation of Swedish archivists was driving across the American Midwest to visit a Mormon microfilming facility. Stopping in a small town for lunch, they noticed that it had an unusual name in a Native American language. At a fast food restaurant, the head of Stockholm's town archives asked the cashier,

"Excuse me miss, we're from Sweden and this place has such an unusual name. Could you please tell me how to pronounce it?"

The young lady stared at him for a moment, and then said loudly and slowly,


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This is reminiscent of the old Swedish joke about King Gustav V (unfortunately untranslatable due to the pun):

Kungen var på resa och åt middag på en restaurang. Han kallade till sig hovmästaren och frågade: "Detta var verkligen en utmärkt sylta -- vad kallas den?". Hovmästaren svarade: "Knaust i Sundsvall, ers majestät!"

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A more malign variant happened in Turkey under the military regime when textbooks about sociology were confiscated and burned. The arseholes doing the censorship confused it with "socialism".

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When a British newspaper was campaigning in 2000 for "Megan's Law" to be introduced in England there was an incident in which the word "paedo" was sprayed on the front door of a . . . paediatrician.

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