The rubber files

Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK. Accidental condom inhalation. Indian J Chest Dis Allied Sci. 2004 Jan-Mar;46(1):55-8.

Sounds like either someone was a little too enthusiastic or someone else was a little too small. Oh, snap!

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Morineau G, Prybylski D, Song N, Natpratan C, Neilsen G. Simultaneous Use of Multiple Condoms Among Male Cambodian Military Personnel Visiting Female Sex Workers. Sex Transm Dis. 2007 Oct;34(10):808-812.

Dude, if I ever porked a hooker, I'd double wrap too! One little tear, hello chlamydia!

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Al-Awadhi NM, Al-Brahim N, Ahmad MS, Yordanov E. Giant fibroepithelial polyp of the penis associated with long-term use of condom catheter. Case report and literature review. Can J Urol. 2007 Aug;14(4):3656-9.

Okay, so admittedly, this is about a condom catheter, not a condom, but it was way, way to fascinatingly gross to pass up. Not just a polyp, but a giant one.

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Foti C, Bonamonte D, Antelmi A, Conserva A, Angelini G. Allergic contact dermatitis to condoms: description of a clinical case and analytical review of current literature. Immunopharmacol Immunotoxicol. 2004 Aug;26(3):481-5.

All right! Severe eczematous reaction in the genital area!

Okay, okay, I kind of like the giant polyp better.

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Ott SJ, Helmberger T, Beuers U. Intestinal obstruction after ingestion of a beer-filled condom at the Munich Octoberfest. Am J Gastroenterol. 2003 Feb;98(2):512-3. No abstract available.

I love that the authors decided that it was necessary to mention that this hilarious action occurred at Munich Oktoberfest. Dude/lady must have been sauced out of his/her head.

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Tash JA, Eid JF. Urethrocutaneous fistula due to a retained ring of condom. Urology. 2000 Sep 1;56(3):508.

How the fuck does a guy not wash his crotch or play with himself and realize, hey, there's a condom ring still wrapped around my dick?!

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How the fuck does a guy not wash his crotch or play with himself and realize, hey, there's a condom ring still wrapped around my dick?!

One word: memento.