Trouser snakebitten

Rosen T. Penile ulcer from traumatic orogenital contact. Dermatol Online J. 2005 Aug 1;11(2):18.

I love how even something like 'dude gets his dick bitten by someone and the bite turns into an gross infected sore' can be transmuted into an almost pleasant and innocuous jargonistic title such as this. I ought to do a whole post on this kind of thing.

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Behar DM, Edelshtein S, Ben-Ami H, Mansano R, Edoute Y. Human bite on penile shaft from oral sex as a portal of entry for streptococcal toxic shock syndrome. Isr Med Assoc J. 2000 Dec;2(12):945-7. No abstract available.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Ameh EA, Chirdan LB, Odigie VI. Amputation of the penis by human bite: a case report.
Ann Trop Paediatr. 1999 Mar;19(1):119-20.

Okay, so you're probably thinking that some lady went a little loco and bit off her husband's/boyfriend's dick. As terrible as that sounds, it's actually even worse. A little kid got his dick bitten off by an insane person! That's fucked up!

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Fiumara NJ, Exner JH. Primary syphilis following a human bite. Sex Transm Dis. 1981 Jan-Mar;8(1):21-2.

Dude was probably all like "You know what? I can deal. It's not like they bit it off or anything. It'll heal, and then we're back in the game! What's the worst that could happen?" Syphilis, that's what. Sweet, sweet syphilis.

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Rosen T, Conrad N. Genital ulcer caused by human bite to the penis. Sex Transm Dis. 1999 Oct;26(9):527-30.

From the paper: "Human (dick) bite injuries...usually stem from aggressive behaviour, sports, or sexual activity." This is why I don't play rugby, folks.