The annual SciBlog Christmas Song Challenge

Chad wants seasonal songs that don't suck, he already knows about the Pogues.

I keep tellin' ya:

  • The definitive short song selection of Icelandic carols - youtube is blocking embedded links on this one - click through if you want to see what we had to grow up with.
    Hey, if my kids have to march in circles pretending to hold a walking stick, so should yours...
  • Dubba, dubba, dum-dum.

    I'm tellin' ya.

  • Ok, it is hard to beat...

    "Pabbi Komdu Heim..." might match it for pathos but not for grit.

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