Wolverine vs Donald Duck

I'd totally pay good money to see that.

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Nah - they'll just have Venom...I mean, the new, "dark spider-man" - bite his head off, but it'll be okay, because Donald was really a shapeshifting skrull or technorganic virus taking over the unverse, or else a mutant, gotta kill them off every year, damn things breed like flies...or maybe Donald and Mickey will have a fight over civil rights, and one will die...

Bah - the way the stories have grown darker, and more convoluted, and wolverine is in every issue of every comic that it's even become a joke in the comics themselves...we'll see. But I think "Wolverine and the Rescue Rangers" has a better sound to it.

They can retcon Goofy into the X-Men.

Obviously a mutant of some kind.