No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there's a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
- Erma Louise Bombeck
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Last time I checked, Erma Bombeck, when she was alive, was a hugely popular American humorist who wrote a newspaper column and published 15 books, most of which were best sellers.
I've always meant to write a post with this title, but somehow never got around to it.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
- Erma Louise Bombeck
Mr. Zuska came home this evening, tired after a long week of work. We looked at each other and said "Pizza".