Friday Deep-Sea Picture: The Worst Christmas Card Ever

My wife felt it important to share this with me and I feel its my duty to pass it along. 100 of these lovely cards are only $139.00 with your own text printed inside.

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Send a bit of whimsy to your holiday card recipients with the Jumping Dolphin Holiday Card. A dolphin adorned with red and green ribbon trimmed in gold foil breaks the surface of the water, rising toward the nighttime sky filled with twinkling gold stars. The palm trees on the nearby shore and the colorful plants and fish under the water's surface are accented with gold and lend a festive feel to this colorful card

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Yes Dear? Yes Dear.... :-(