A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks her to dance. She says no. He says, "What are you, a lesbian?" She replies, "What are you, the alternative?" So goes the old joke. You may know by now that the other day, Ann Coulter said that Bill Clinton was harboring homosexual tendencies, as evidenced by his "rampant promiscuity." Leaving aside the bizarre notion that having sex with lots of women is proof that he really wants to have sex with lots of men, here's the perfect response as given by David Letterman:
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I am a man and since I've never had sex with a woman does that mean I am straight? This is just so confusing. Please Ann explain it to me.
So Ann Coulter's running out of material, at last. Hmm... how much do we know about HER sex life? Doesn't matter; we can just make weird allegations, the more inexplicable the better. Here's one: someone who hates gays so much MUST be a lesbian.Oh, wait, can't use that- it's vaguely plausible . Damn, this is harder then I thought; she must really work at being that crazy...
Nah, it's more likely she's a coprophiliac. Would explain the content of her books, I think.