Dispatches in Snoop Speak

In the interests of expanding my audience and appealing to the hip hop generation, I have translated my blog into Snoop speak using the Gizoogle translator. The results are here.

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Intrestin'. I ran a S-T-to-tha-izzop tha ACLU P-to-tha-izzost through thizzay processor, 'n' tha result was a coherent, well-thought-out, fair-minded essay. Fo' shizzle.

Hooray! I was hoping I would stumble across something like this after the Shizzolator went down.

I like "Rizzle Santorum".

I'll have to talk to PZ again about getting his pirate translator working.

By somnilista, FCD (not verified) on 20 Sep 2006 #permalink

Tubi, I see your "Rizzle Santorum" and raise you a "Jizzle Chick".

This reminds me of the "jive" filter that was floating around Usenet in the mid-80's. Quite entertaining.

By Shawn Smith (not verified) on 20 Sep 2006 #permalink

Darn, my workplace has that URL blocked so I can't see the results. (SIGH)

By Mike Horn (not verified) on 20 Sep 2006 #permalink

"Ed Brayton is a freelance crazy ass nigga n businizzles. He is tha brotha of Michigan Citizens fo` Science nThe Panda's Thumb n has written fo` such publicizzles as The B-to-tha-izzard, Skeptic n Reports of tha National Shot Calla fo` Science Education . know what im sayin?."

I wonder what it'll look like after the translator?

By FishyFred (not verified) on 20 Sep 2006 #permalink

Fizzy speech rights!

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Where'd the hoes come from?

By ferfuracious (not verified) on 20 Sep 2006 #permalink