In the interests of expanding my audience and appealing to the hip hop generation, I have translated my blog into Snoop speak using the Gizoogle translator. The results are here.
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If you think my blog is boring as it is, you should try using Dialectizer or Gizoogle, so you can read it in
Sadly, one of my most widely read posts from the old site was a post where I used Gizoogle to transliat' Ann Coulter (it's the only possible way to read the Blond Banshee).
Discovery Institute honcho Bruce Chapman is upset. In answering a question from a reporter identifying herself as "from a little country, Austria, from Austrian Television," Obama quipped:
Ned Ryun, the wingnutty twin son of thankfully-disgraced former Congressman (and former middle distance runner) Jim Ryun, is worried:
Intrestin'. I ran a S-T-to-tha-izzop tha ACLU P-to-tha-izzost through thizzay processor, 'n' tha result was a coherent, well-thought-out, fair-minded essay. Fo' shizzle.
Hooray! I was hoping I would stumble across something like this after the Shizzolator went down.
Gee thanks, Ed. Suddenly everything is so much clearer.
I like "Rizzle Santorum".
I'll have to talk to PZ again about getting his pirate translator working.
Tubi, I see your "Rizzle Santorum" and raise you a "Jizzle Chick".
This reminds me of the "jive" filter that was floating around Usenet in the mid-80's. Quite entertaining.
Darn, my workplace has that URL blocked so I can't see the results. (SIGH)
"Ed Brayton is a freelance crazy ass nigga n businizzles. He is tha brotha of Michigan Citizens fo` Science nThe Panda's Thumb n has written fo` such publicizzles as The B-to-tha-izzard, Skeptic n Reports of tha National Shot Calla fo` Science Education . know what im sayin?."
I wonder what it'll look like after the translator?
http://sites.gizoogle.com/showpage.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fscienceblogs.com%2Fdispatches%2F is a more direct link, if anybody's curious.
"Ed Brayton is a freelance crazy ass nigga n businizzles."
Best. Sentence. EVARZ.
Fizzy speech rights!
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