Dispatches in Snoop Speak

Intrestin'. I ran a S-T-to-tha-izzop tha ACLU P-to-tha-izzost through thizzay processor, 'n' tha result was a coherent, well-thought-out, fair-minded essay. Fo' shizzle.

Hooray! I was hoping I would stumble across something like this after the Shizzolator went down.

Gee thanks, Ed. Suddenly everything is so much clearer.

I like "Rizzle Santorum".

I'll have to talk to PZ again about getting his pirate translator working.

Tubi, I see your "Rizzle Santorum" and raise you a "Jizzle Chick".

This reminds me of the "jive" filter that was floating around Usenet in the mid-80's. Quite entertaining.

Darn, my workplace has that URL blocked so I can't see the results. (SIGH)

"Ed Brayton is a freelance crazy ass nigga n businizzles. He is tha brotha of Michigan Citizens fo` Science nThe Panda's Thumb n has written fo` such publicizzles as The B-to-tha-izzard, Skeptic n Reports of tha National Shot Calla fo` Science Education . know what im sayin?."

I wonder what it'll look like after the translator?

http://sites.gizoogle.com/showpage.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fscienceblogs.com%2Fdispatches%2F is a more direct link, if anybody's curious.

"Ed Brayton is a freelance crazy ass nigga n businizzles."

Best. Sentence. EVARZ.

Fizzy speech rights!

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