I probably should have paid more attention to non-standard logics.

The good news: My department chair really likes the project I've proposed for my sabbatical leave.

The bad news: The smart money says that my leave won't be approved unless I cut down the amount I say I'll accomplish during the year off.

That's right. If you have a lot you want to get accomplished, you can't have time off to accomplish it, whereas if you have only a wee bit to do, you are most welcome to a leave.

Cue the dinosaur with the voice of Rob Knop to remind me to stop expecting things in academia to make sense. Meanwhile, I have some cuts to make.

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