Update: iPhone, iPhone, iPhone? Jobs is God? iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone!!! iPhone. iPhone. iPhone? iPhone-iPhone. iPhone iPhone. Apple Store, wet my pants. iPhone iPhone iPhone. iPhone!!!! iPhone iPhone. iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone. Jobs does not exist! iPhone? Jobs is oppressive!!! iPhone. Ah...land line.
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This is one from the vault. Though not our vault. It was posted here in the original. But we offer a full reprint below the fold.
Entitled: "The iPhone: A User Guide" and courtesy of Darren Cahr (via McSweeney's).
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My brother found this, but he is too afraid of the internet to post something in the comments on my previous post about acceleration and the iphone. It turns out that this too awesome
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Damnit, Razib.
LOL. ok, i'll put some content in the post.
Jobs is God?
Well, pretty close!
The Protestant work ethic - jobs are G-d.