Entitled: "The iPhone: A User Guide" and courtesy of Darren Cahr (via McSweeney's).
Includes:
IX. Using the iPhone to solve disputes between Moqtada al-Sadr and certain Sunni elements within Iraq without causing an escalation of hostilities, or the development of closer ties between Iran and Shiite militias
XIII. Using the iPhone to take pictures of celebrities without underpants
XIX. Using the iPhone to learn whether Ehud Barak ever considered adopting Barack Obama and changing the Illinois junior senator's name to Barack Barak
XX. Using the iPhone to find love, true love, love like you've never dreamed of
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