Entitled: "The iPhone: A User Guide" and courtesy of Darren Cahr (via McSweeney's).
Includes:
IX. Using the iPhone to solve disputes between Moqtada al-Sadr and certain Sunni elements within Iraq without causing an escalation of hostilities, or the development of closer ties between Iran and Shiite militias
XIII. Using the iPhone to take pictures of celebrities without underpants
XIX. Using the iPhone to learn whether Ehud Barak ever considered adopting Barack Obama and changing the Illinois junior senator's name to Barack Barak
XX. Using the iPhone to find love, true love, love like you've never dreamed of
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Update: iPhone, iPhone, iPhone? Jobs is God? iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone!!! iPhone. iPhone. iPhone? iPhone-iPhone. iPhone iPhone. Apple Store, wet my pants. iPhone iPhone iPhone. iPhone!!!! iPhone iPhone. iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone. Jobs does not exist!
This is one from the vault. Though not our vault. It was posted here in the original. But we offer a full reprint below the fold.
My brother found this, but he is too afraid of the internet to post something in the comments on my previous post about acceleration and the iphone. It turns out that this too awesome
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Sean Hanity and Bill O'Reilly just called. They want XIX changed to say "learn weather or not the BinLaden family ever wanted to adopt Barack Obama and change his name to Osamma Obamma. "
Ahem... I just read what I posted and it doesn't make sense. Then I realized it's from Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly, so, naturally it's NOT going to make any sense.