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... So, if you drive the boat downstream past the hippos they watch you go by, the big male feints attack a few times, you get past them, and everybody gets over it. Up ahead, the next pod of hippos has observed this, and they are waiting for your arrival....


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And this pod of hippos cries out "You can still teach evolution, but give Creationism equal time!"
You pass them, and the next pod of hippos shrieks "Teach the alternative theory, Intelligent Design!"...
...and the next pod of hippos...