Either you meant to write "blob" in the post title or that is one literate monstrosity lurking off the Alaska coast.
That's a "blob"? The sound on my TV is really bad. I thought they said "Blog"!!! That's why I blogged it!
(Why would I blog about a blob?)
The blob is probably just a weird type of algae that has learned how to eat up all the oil that Exxon never cleaned up.
Can I have one as a pet? We could go glooping together.
If it's alive, who's to say it's not blogging? Has it been tested for an internet connection?
On the subject of Sharkholm syndrome. Are there any groups that cater to people who just pretend to have been attacked by sharks? I have this nasty scar from a run in with a violent chicken pot pie that I don't think I've been exploiting to its fullest.