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We all know that Peeps are light, fluffy, and filled with air. This of course begs the question, "What happens to Peeps in a vacuum?" (Surely you were about to ask the same thing, right?)

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Doesn't everybody put peeps under the bell jar? And then let the air back in?

Whee!

Been there. Done that.

By Virgil Samms (not verified) on 02 Aug 2009 #permalink

Each peep season we have Microwave Peep Jousting Tourneys. Put two peeps in the microwave, each with a toothpick sticking out and aimed at the opposing peep. Turn the microwave on, and the Peep Jousting begins. The first peep to skewer its opponent wins :) (I recommend using two different color peeps if your microwave has a rotating base.)

This is why it is so important to keep peep breeding facilities in operation. If all this research depended on using wild-caught peeps, which are highly seasonal, research would be set back decades.