George Bush's Book is Out

Decision Points is now available at your local bookstore. I'm not going to get a copy, but I do think that it is appropriate to repost this, in celebration of George's literary success:

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Today, at a local outpost of a large chain bookstore, the sprogs and I endeavored to spend some gift cards. Since this is a chain which does not make book-locator terminals available to browsing customers, we were waiting at the customer service desk.
For those who might be interested, I thought I'd post my book tour dates, since the tour officially kicks off today. Hope to see you there! November 1, 7 PM, Gibson's Bookstore, Concord, NH
Just a quick note about some of the upcoming events on the book tour, which kicks off this Monday in Seattle. I hope to see you there!
I love bookstores — I like the ones that have huge stacks of strange used books where you can find surprises, and I also like the big online stores where I can order anything I want.

I wonder who really wrote it?