Obviously the earthquake is due to the very religious who live in the region. God wanted it to happen, but it is a warning to turn secular or the big one is coming. ;)
Maybe it's Gawd's punishment for all the ignorant rednecks in the region who claim that hurricanes are Gawd's punishment for gays.
Amazing how the earthquake permanently shifted the entire state of Indiana a couple hundred miles to the west.
I think the quake shifted Oklahoma 300 years into the past.