The perfect gift for anyone who does not have ... a banana slicer

... which I imagine is a lot of people. It is brilliant. Yellow, so you can find it among your other utensils and remember that it is for bananas. Banana shaped, which makes it godly, almost, as you all know. Safer than a knife. But what is most wonderful about the Hutzler 571 are the product reviews on Amazon's site, which rival (almost) the product reviews for Bic's "pens for her" (remember that?). Check it out!