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A statement has just been released by the White House, regarding President Donald Trump:

President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor … and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.

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It was only a matter of time before we had a president who had no qualms about widespread use of social media.

He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect.

It is a surprise that the first such president is such a blatant liar.

He is brilliant with a great sense of humor


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Yup, a great sense of humor. The greatest.

He may be the most dishonest person in the White House since Nixon. He's certainly the least intelligent.

He missed off "And along with no problem in my, you know what, I have yuge hands that are very manly".