99% Evil

This site is certified 99% EVIL by the Gematriculator I have finally accomplished something of value; using the the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is, I discovered that the gematriculator has declared Scientific Life to be 99% evil.

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You liar, you! You're 78% good. You just figured out that pasting 99 instead of 78 into the script would give you a niftier certification. For that, we're going to deduct 21% of your goodness!

no one gets any points for being good.

i posted the certificate up there to prove that i am truly evil, and not only that, but lying about my evilness also proves that i am evil! so instead of deducting 21%, you should add 21% to my evil score, which means i am actually 120% evil, which is eviler than my original truly evil score!

It said that church's website was 96% evil.

oh, hannah, the indignity of having your own anti-evil site being declared 96% evil! hilarious!