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Okay, you must tell me, my peeps; what is your fortune?
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I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.
Your Fortune Is
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
The Wacky…
Santa in the Stacks.
Image: GrrlScientist, 8 December 2008 [larger view].
I was sitting in one of the public libraries in NYC when all of a sudden, a celebrity walked in: Santa Claus! He gathered together some reading materials and sat at a table near me for at least an hour. Even though I tried…
I love egregious examples of faux-scientific jargon and weird portrayals of the research process in advertising. I just noticed that Rembrandt, the company that makes tooth whitening systems, has a couple of doozies. From their "Brilliant Science" website:
At REMBRANDT®, we believe if you want to…
Uh-oh! Things are not looking good for Team USA in World Cup action: first, they aren't wearing red uniforms. Second, the American team captain, Claudio Reyna, was carted away on a stretcher after losing the ball to a player on Ghana's team -- who immediately scored a goal. I am not sure if Reyna…
"Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time."
Almost as good as "Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk."
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
"It is better to lose a lover than love a loser."
reload:
"Cow with no legs, ground beef."
reload:
"If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin."
here are a few more;
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
huh??
reload;
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
reload;
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
How about change "Bangkok" for "bang cock"? I know, it's terrible...
"He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all."
"Woman who wear G-string is high on crack."
and one that must apparently be for you, GrrlScientist:
"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
Did you know that the only place you can buy fortune cookies in Hong Kong is in a shop that specializes in American food?
It's true. The local Chinese never heard of the things.
Bang Cock. Heh heh heh.
He (or she) who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.