How Sarcastic Are You?

A couple days ago, one of my doctors told me that "if you could bottle your sarcasm and sell it, you'd be a rich woman." So of course, I had to take this online quiz to see how it measures up against medical opinion. I'll let you peek below the fold for my results, and I hope that you share your results with me, too.

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

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Oh, as if. Do you really think your jolly little quiz cound quantify my sarcasm?

By Mustafa Mond, FCD (not verified) on 16 Oct 2006 #permalink

I was rated "totally sarcastic." I had to pass the quiz on to like minded friends.

Interesting. I never thought of your blog as containing much sarcasm.
Of course I myself am far more sarcastic in real life than online.

I'm a wimp.

You're Not Sarcastic At all

By Caio de Gaia (not verified) on 16 Oct 2006 #permalink

"Totally sarcastic", which should be about right.

I like your blog by the way.

By fileunderwater (not verified) on 17 Oct 2006 #permalink

Ha! So that quiz was really accurate and helpful. I couldn't answer most of the questions, so I came out as "Not Sarcastic At All".

It was kinda obvious which quiz answers got you a sarcasm vote. So second time through I just filled in the rest of the quiz to become "totally sarcastic".

Don't you just love quizzes that give you the answer you want.