Carry a cool wand;
The unconfirmed rumor is that his boss told him: "You can keep your job if you wear that outfit for the remainder of 2007."
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Now this is unexpected.
Both, I hear, are rather litigious at times (man, am I ever going to get sued). So, when Microsoft patents Harry Potter's Magic Wand, how will that go?
Divining sticks that consist essentially of an antenna not even attached to a radio (which might make it slihgtly useful for listening to music and stuff), and costing between 16 and 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS each, are being used as the main technology for detecting bombs at check poi
You can keep your job if you wear that outfit for the remainder of 2007 might be sexual harassment.
Even so, pretty dopey to play hooky, and then post pictures of yourself playing hooky!
At least he could have drunk some decent beer. Sheesh, kids these days.
Absolutely brilliant! :)